VainZ's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[You Need A Health Bar!]

Not really

Not relly that good. Doesn't even deserve frontpage! The idea was pretty neat though, but every other aspect sucked. The voice acting of the announcer was much to quiet and unexcited to be an announcer! Plus the game characters... well i don't think i have to tell you that their voices just totally sucked. Megaman's voice was very, VERY disturbing. Also the animation wasn't good. You may have drawn link pretty good (compared to the others) but the rest was still hurting in the eye.
So for future flashes try to make them fit more like the flash they are supposed to be in the end! You should have shouted more and there should have been more flashing signs in this one. It was just plain boring. Also try to improve ur voice acting by maybe hiring voice actors on this page (there are always some who volunteer).

[Waiting for the Bus 2]

Worst explosm flash ever

Yes you read right, i used a reference to simpson's comicbookguy's most popular line to describe this flash.
But seriously this wasn't nearly as good as all the other explosm flashes! They were either short but hilarious or long and entertaining. This was just short and nothing else.
I think the Explosm guys think they can get with everything on frontpage now even if it is short and not even funny. I know everyone thinks that "the joke is in the credits" but first of all i couldn't even read most of the credits they flew by just too fast! Second of all... Come on! They are just credits! They are just some written text you couldn't properly read! I am asking you newgrounds: Is this really worth a 10? Not in the slightest!
However im still going to give you 5/10 for this because of the quality. That's all.

[DE_dust2 Outtakes]

Haha.

Pretty fun yet very short.
Also the fact that you took the voice from the guy with the green eyes in the second scene from Family guy makes this appear a bit lazy to me.
Still good for a chuckle or too even though i already knew what he was going to say.

[Still Alive - Portal]

Nostalgic!

God this reminds me of how many times i failed in portal :D. Nice job with the vid.
Btw. for all other portal fans: there are Mods for the game out there and some of them may suprise you at the end ;). I can just recommend them.

[Popeye's Adventure]

So.

Well you put quite some effort into this, which is pretty obvious. Taking the time to draw frame by frame is hard work and i can just imagine how long this must have taken you.
But: The quality of the animation was often pretty bad. Like when he crossed from the green into the red water and fought this big water worm, i didn't really realize what was going on and on one frame you forgot to colorize popeye.
Despite all the effort drawing something like that frame by frame this was just... unpleasant to watch.
Also: The sounds were terrible! Sorry, but they were just terrible! They sounded like they were cut off right in the middle and most of them had bad quality.
Still you got some good length and it was somehow entertaining. I am sure you will improve your animations in the future and because of that I'm looking forward to another flash of yours.

[Retarded Animal Babies 4]

Nice!

This is so old yet so fucking gold!
"9 means no in german, but i'll fuck her anyway!" lmao.

[Origin]

Bad..

Ya i am "chillin'", but it just plain isn't funny.
Not a bit.
Making fun of not putting effort in your flash is so NOT original anymore.
Sorry, but you totally failed at what you were aiming at.
Even if it is a joke and you are maybe going to tell me that i should "chill out" it just wasn't funny. :P
And isn't this the whole reason to put up a joke? So you failed.

Carbonwater responds:

I knew people would be raging at this, that's why I put the "chill out" part at the end.

It wasn't directed at you as an individual user.

[Cat Face ep.19]

Ah good old Catface...

It's always nice to see you come up with a new Animation of Catface Weebl. This one wasn't the best but still as entertaining as the other ones.

[Epic Beard Man]

Lol.

Just saw the video on youtube.
I wonder if they really called an Amberlamps afterwards lol.

[Love, Mass Effect 2 Style]

Finally!

Finally, a decent parody on Mass effect 2! This was funny as hell!
There is nothing to criticize i just plain loved it.

There is just one question... I played Mass effect 2 really long as a renegade and wanted to do anything you are able to do in this game, can you really build up a "relationship" like this with Miranda? :P