VainZ's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mr Pickles &the Bum Kitty]

Trippy!

Damn you guys either got a huge imagination, or you took more than just alcohol! Anyway this was nice to watch, the music was awesome old-schoolish and i had to laugh a few times. Nicely done!

TheBoogley responds:

It's crazy what happens when you storyboard this way, everyone is trying to out weird and freak out the next person. Sometimes the story gets completely ruined, but often things are so unpredictable and strange that they are hilarious!

[Porcelain Cats]

Nice one.

You should totally act as a voice actor, you really got a gift.

NicBuhrmanProjects responds:

Yo, hook me up. I gots chittlins to feed.

[Origin]

Bad..

Ya i am "chillin'", but it just plain isn't funny.
Not a bit.
Making fun of not putting effort in your flash is so NOT original anymore.
Sorry, but you totally failed at what you were aiming at.
Even if it is a joke and you are maybe going to tell me that i should "chill out" it just wasn't funny. :P
And isn't this the whole reason to put up a joke? So you failed.

Carbonwater responds:

I knew people would be raging at this, that's why I put the "chill out" part at the end.

It wasn't directed at you as an individual user.

[Marvel Collab]

good collab.

some animations had real quality and i can imagine you put much effort and time into this.
But honestly, this ain't funny. You need better and more unexpected punchlines. Like the one with the dancing spiderman. It was pretty funny, yet not perfect in quality but still better than almost everything in the collab.
There were really bad ones like the one with Hulks face just showing him having an orgasm i guess... Not funny.
Still obviously put effort into this and setting up a collab cant be an easy thing to do. Still, please try to concentrate more on entertainment. As you can see from most of the reviews its better to suffer a loss in length or/and quality of the flash than having a collab not even worth a real laugh.

JKAmovies responds:

I'll take that in mind for future flash collabs.

[Luis in RL]

That was...

Egoraptor at the end, right? :D
Anyway sweet and short! Only thing... do you really consider TheBoogley to be so famous already? :o

Carbonwater responds:

I can't tell if you're joking or not.

[Chrono Trigger Unglued 19]

So you like sprites, huh?

Well. You did put effort into it. Not in animation or graphics, but the voices were pretty clear and the jokes... decent. But why aren't there any voices half of the time, when they are talking to the king?! Is this a bug or why are there suddenly coming voices after about 30 boxes of dialouge.. this is really confusing.
So, as you almost put me to sleep with this and didn't put any effort in animating, due to lazy sprite usage i can't give you a decent score. Also the fucking long dialouge... seriously that was... SO boring!
At least animate some more if you already didn't draw ANYTHING you could at least be more creative instead of writing so much boring stuff!

Clovis15 responds:

I don't see where this belief comes from that because I use sprites, all of the work is magically done for me. I often spend anywhere from 40 to 80 hours working on the average episode of CTU, and the most recent credits sequence took a great deal of work to make all by itself. So please, sir, don't claim to act like you know the first thing about what kind of actually effort goes into making a movie like this in Flash.

[Short: Old Lady]

That wasn't good.

Not good enough for frontpage!
Your animations aren't well made there are so few frames. You just have to admit you almost used no different frames at all. This doesn't look smooth because of this. If you want to make a decent animation put more frames into it if youre already going for frame to frame.
Also the Background was made very poorly. This just doesn't diserve the frontpage.

Wolfenheim responds:

its not on front page anymore, i dont know if you noticed or not

[Sketched - Babies]

Babies and Guns in the same room.

= Matrix baby. Lol that pic cracked me up so hard. Excellent work, even if the writing sometimes got a bit boring.

sirjeffofshort responds:

Yeah, this skit was actually impov (we just made it up as we went along) so some interludes can happen while trying to connect jokes. I'm really happy you enjoyed it though, thanks for reviewing.

[The Lost Lake]

review

for 10 points. you awesome son of a bitch.

PapaLongLegs responds:

hahahaha cheers

[Schmooper-Schmeroes]

my mouth

it wont close because of sis! sis is a good animasion

TheBoogley responds:

flies will get in there and you are going to get sick... and It's all my fault! {:O