VainZ's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chrono Trigger Unglued 19]

So you like sprites, huh?

Well. You did put effort into it. Not in animation or graphics, but the voices were pretty clear and the jokes... decent. But why aren't there any voices half of the time, when they are talking to the king?! Is this a bug or why are there suddenly coming voices after about 30 boxes of dialouge.. this is really confusing.
So, as you almost put me to sleep with this and didn't put any effort in animating, due to lazy sprite usage i can't give you a decent score. Also the fucking long dialouge... seriously that was... SO boring!
At least animate some more if you already didn't draw ANYTHING you could at least be more creative instead of writing so much boring stuff!

Clovis15 responds:

I don't see where this belief comes from that because I use sprites, all of the work is magically done for me. I often spend anywhere from 40 to 80 hours working on the average episode of CTU, and the most recent credits sequence took a great deal of work to make all by itself. So please, sir, don't claim to act like you know the first thing about what kind of actually effort goes into making a movie like this in Flash.

[WH40K Collab]

It was acceptable.

As in all other collabs your one had better and worse animators. Sadly there were more of the bad ones. Most of the Jokes aren't actually funny, despite the terrible voices some of the shorts had. Anyway i have to consider that you've put so much effort into this collab and organizing a collab cannot be an easy thing to do. Also there are some well made shorts.
All in all the biggest problem was that the Jokes were made so damn bad. They didn't have the typicall effect, when the bomb got dropped and you burst out in laughter. You don't even smile. And that's sad, as you guys were trying to be funny. And yes i played WH40K i understand the jokes, they are just plain not funny. Really. I am sorry.
Anyway as i already said you diserve a good rating for the huge effort. At least it was a bit of a time waste.

Cheers

[Khicken Part One]

So.

It had a good Storyline, voices and animations. But was it meant to be funny? It was entertaining and i am looking forward to another episode of this, but to tell you the truth i didn't even smile once.
I would have given it a 10, because the story somehow interested me, but the scene with the two robots talking about the breakout, the programmer bla bla bla... was just so boring.
Anyway in the end it was entertaining. The voices were very good and the animations outstanding. Im looking forward to episode two.

[Short: Old Lady]

That wasn't good.

Not good enough for frontpage!
Your animations aren't well made there are so few frames. You just have to admit you almost used no different frames at all. This doesn't look smooth because of this. If you want to make a decent animation put more frames into it if youre already going for frame to frame.
Also the Background was made very poorly. This just doesn't diserve the frontpage.

Wolfenheim responds:

its not on front page anymore, i dont know if you noticed or not

[Pencilmation #10]

Wow.

Even artists with decent humor like you sometimes have to freshen things up with Cockjokes. Well this is newgrounds.
And we're loving it.

[Sketched - Babies]

Babies and Guns in the same room.

= Matrix baby. Lol that pic cracked me up so hard. Excellent work, even if the writing sometimes got a bit boring.

sirjeffofshort responds:

Yeah, this skit was actually impov (we just made it up as we went along) so some interludes can happen while trying to connect jokes. I'm really happy you enjoyed it though, thanks for reviewing.

[Shamoozals Frankensteiner]

ABSOLUTE...

MASSIVNESS? did i understand this right? Anyways that was bad in quality but exact that level of ridiculousness, when its suddenly funny again, because of being so ridiculous.

[Don't Feed the Zombies!]

Rofl.

I am rolling on the Floor laughing.

[Edd Egg - Werewolf]

Nice one!

It's funny how you are relating her becoming a werewolf with her period, with the last line "It's her time of the month..." :)
nicely written and nice voices. I like your movies.

[A Pwanchi Halloween 2]

Lol

That wasn't scary at all! ;)
But the faces were pretty funny and all in all it was entertaining! This diserves Frontpage. 10points for this.

Btw. I don't get why the guys below me think it was scary lol this wasn't a bit scary.